Quotes Taken Out Of Context

Random things I hear people say...that are damn funny

"Now all I need is a blowjob and some chicken"
~man coming out of the bathroom at No Frills Grill
"You have to lean, or there's a danger of blow back, and trust me, that's bad"
~Mark
 

"My uncle invented Tater Tots"
~Steve, pool player at No Frills Grill
"It makes me want to shoot myself in the head"
~Katie
"There's a new virus on the Internet. It's called AOL 7.0"
~e_utopia, BF Chat
"I don't use the refrigerator"
~LeRoy
"Dude, look..I'm in slo-mo!"
~Katie, No Frills Grill
"Don't draw attention to yourself by eating Equal"
~Me, No Frills Grill

"Mmmm look at all that puddin"
~Katie, sitting at her desk
 
"Are we cuddling?"
"No, I'm wiping..."
~(I'm not telling)

"Oh FUCK. I'm still online!"
~Katie, pulling out of our parking lot
"Your eyes look sore"
~Mr. KV, Las Delicias
"Socks should not have a specific gender"
~Charlie, online

"How many emmbees in a geebee?" ~Katie, shouting from her room
"Danelle, I don't think we're on Iliff anymore.."
~Mark, lost
"I'm so glad I'm gay"
~Dave
"I'm wearing a respirator and heavy goggles"
~Chang, in the BF Chatroom
"That's almost twice as half as much"
~Amanda, on the phone
"That blow job was better than ibuprofen"
~(I'm not telling)
"I'm so glad I'm not stoned"
~(I'm not telling)

"Don't worry about it, it's not real money, it's vacation money"
~Woman in a casino in Las Vegas

"The out hole is for out only - there will be no entering of the out hole"
~e-utopia, BF Chat
"Cray knows that chicks dig candy... " ~Crayola, BF Chat "What do you want, I was twirling!"
~Mark