Quotes Taken Out Of Context
Random things I hear people say...that are damn funny
| "Now all I need is a
blowjob and some chicken" ~man coming out of the bathroom at No Frills Grill |
"You have to lean, or
there's a danger of blow back, and trust me, that's bad" ~Mark |
"My uncle invented Tater Tots" ~Steve, pool player at No Frills Grill |
"It makes me want to
shoot myself in the head" ~Katie |
| "There's a new virus on
the Internet. It's called AOL 7.0" ~e_utopia, BF Chat |
"I don't use the
refrigerator" ~LeRoy |
| "Dude, look..I'm in slo-mo!"
~Katie, No Frills Grill |
"Don't draw attention
to yourself by eating Equal" ~Me, No Frills Grill |
"Mmmm look at all that puddin" ~Katie, sitting at her desk |
"Are we cuddling?" "No, I'm wiping..." ~(I'm not telling) |
"Oh FUCK. I'm still online!" ~Katie, pulling out of our parking lot |
"Your eyes look sore"
~Mr. KV, Las Delicias |
| "Socks should not have
a specific gender" ~Charlie, online |
"How many emmbees in a geebee?" ~Katie, shouting from her room |
| "Danelle, I don't think
we're on Iliff anymore.." ~Mark, lost |
"I'm so glad I'm gay"
~Dave |
| "I'm wearing a
respirator and heavy goggles" ~Chang, in the BF Chatroom |
"That's almost twice as
half as much" ~Amanda, on the phone |
| "That blow job was
better than ibuprofen" ~(I'm not telling) |
"I'm so glad I'm not
stoned" ~(I'm not telling) |
"Don't worry about it, it's not real money, it's vacation money" ~Woman in a casino in Las Vegas |
"The out hole is for out only - there will be no entering of the out hole" ~e-utopia, BF Chat |
| "Cray knows that chicks dig candy... " ~Crayola, BF Chat | "What do you want, I
was twirling!" ~Mark |